Don't sh*t yourself but relax

Ron Johnson Swanson joins us this episode. Alvaro was running late until he called in. At least is wasn't another on call, no show

She doesn't even do maintenance

Rich and Rick discuss the Candace assassination attempt. Ebony expects the world of Rich. And we have maintenance peppered throughout the episode

I know we're the cheapest option

Najar joins us to talk about his current and upcoming projects

You're just another Pepe to him

Words

Fart around and find out

We celebrate Rich's birthday dinner. Rich also reminds us of why you shouldn't argue with your wife or women in general. Alvaro catches us up with his...

Maintenance Ju Jitsu

We scheme on how to make extra cash. Maintenance is a bitch and sugar is a son of a bitch

We all died in the bus

Ricks Este Vato bandmate Frank Ramirez joins the show. We recount stories from the the road. We try to talk Alvaro into getting furniture for his new...

We're still at zero

Alvaro is absent as we are joined by Ron Johnson Swanson.

Every screw counts

Rick puts on his tinfoil hat. We get an update from Daniel Martinez. And we go further down the rabbit hole

Kum and Stay

Rich has a run in with an entity. Alvaro rehouse his chickens. And we preview Monkey Man on Netflix

I look friendly and you're too close

Rich force-feeds a homeless man. Alvaro continues the good fight out in the maintenance world. And maintenance
went from felling worthless to be...

It's nothing cause no one created it

Musician Haydn Vitera joins us on this episode. We discuss the Austin music scene then and now. And when Haydn performed on stage with Stevie Wonder....

The Devil beating his wife

Comedian Mason Smith joins us

The work doesn't bother me, it's the people

Rich and Rick go down a sweet tooth rabbit hole. ChatGPT helps us cut the dumb fat in our conversations. And we recognize how our maintenance muscles...

Now my farts are political

Alvaro confesses he’s a shy farter. Ebony’s guilty pleasure is ghetto sh*t. And we sprinkle some maintence for Christopher

This guy's day sucks

We talk about misplaced rage. We answer a “Would you rather” from our friend Christopher. And how playing opossum can be a bad strategy

I b*tch because the bar is so low

Greg Leos joins the show. He's currently building houses with Rick. He also worked in the apt industry. We rediscover our passion for fixing things we...

They're moving in tomorrow

Just listen

You've shamed me on this before

Rich agitates the agitators. And Alvaro rates a residents handshake, 3 out of 5

They suck. Not us

Rick thinks he's a tree

We don't have to fix it

We remember friends, family and those who have served this country. Thank you for your service. We go through the troubles and struggles of raising...

I have an a$$hole face

Our friend Anthony, owner of Presige Valet Trash. He gives us insight on the waste business and other capital ventures. And we ask the age old questio...

The bar is set so low!

Everyday it's something

Don't waterboard me with excuses

Rich has a run in with a Karen. Alvaro has a run in with a Kyle. And we run into Kalene with a Kalene's Korner

No amount of caulk is going to make this any better

Rich gets served by a drunk guy. We ask each other which property we would go back to work at. And we wrap it up by telling you about all the turds we...

I'll never fast again

On this episode we talk about movies and New York City. Alvaro forgets his tardy pass. Rich has no luck with celebrities. And Rick make Schwartz cry

Fasting on the Spectrum

Rich is in pain the whole episode. We talk about Love on the Spectrum. Fasting. And we discuss Alvaro's Live painting at Waterloo Park

I'll kill it, just pay me

Alvaro has a live painting show coming up. We discuss animals. Rick and Rich discuss the downs of relationships

What's going to be the name of your cult?

Our friend, Director, content creator, and thinker Jose Najar joins us .

they shook my hand and and bought us pizza

Folk music and bad drivers

I'm mastering myself right now

Uncle Ashley joins us

Organic growth

sHort episode

No risk, No story

T- Bird Sanchez joins us and he talks about his experience.He gives restaurant recommendations to Rich for his upcoming Vegas trip. And we try to conv...

Episode was on backorder

We come at you hard with a whole bunch of maintenance stories. We pepper in a lot of maintenance wisdom because there's only so much maintenance we al...

Art is a risk

We just survived poverty

We talk about building good habits. Rich plays with rat shit. And we accidentally talk about a maintenance story

I already clocked you in

Sadness

Bitch! You're my Supervisor!?

WOrds

It's easier to stay poor

Maintenance and Music

Curse of Crom Brothaf*cka

ALvaro joins us for this show. Rich tells us about his Cali trip. And how he was King at the fest